Calling All Vipers? Yeah…for a “listening party.” The “records” (*wink* *wink*)just arrived.
So maybe it's not the best Jamaican smuggling scheme I've ever heard (my favorite involved a calypso band and a banjo), but its a damn good one. And it would have worked, too, were it not for those bumbo claat Royal Canadian Mounted Police:

(Curatorial credit where it's due: I saw this on Boing Boing 3-19-08, but it's too good not to post here.)